Explanation

I would like my first post to be an explanation....and so it is, in the format of a fake interview because that's ALWAYS cool.

1. What made you start your amazing blog?

• What didn't make me start an amazing blog? Actually, it was you guys. I need to be able to share all the inappropriate-for-facebook things with you somewhere!

2. Explain the title.

• You know when you see/smell/hear something weird, and you get that confuzzled/amazed/shocked feeling? The title of this blog is a summary of that feeling. Why is that important? (I know that's the next question you'll ask; I'm psychic) Because this blog will be full of the people and things that give me that feeling.

3. Will anyone ever read or look at this blog?

• I don't know, that's really entirely up to you. But if you don't, I will find you, tie you to a radiator, and grape you in the mouth.

4. What WHAAAAAT!

• Exactly.